Vampire Bat Jokes!
Hilarious Animals Jokes -- Short Animal Jokes -- Vampire Bat Jokes (吸血蝙蝠笑話）
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A vampire bat came flying in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
All the other bats smelled the blood and began asking him about where he got it from.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they wouldn't so he finally he gave in.
"OK, I will show you", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
They went across a river, down through the valley, and into a forest.
Finally the bat slowed down and all the others excitedly gathered around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I didn't!"
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A vampire bat came flying in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
All the other bats smelled the blood and began asking him about where he got it from.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they wouldn't so he finally he gave in.
"OK, I will show you", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
They went across a river, down through the valley, and into a forest.
Finally the bat slowed down and all the others excitedly gathered around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I didn't!"
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