A funny joke - the rude parrot!
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I always like jokes. TodayI was browsing Jokes Warehouse (http://www.jokeswarehouse.com) and would like to share this funny joke with you.
-----The Rude Parrot-----
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what did the chicken do?"
1.receive 收到 2.a bad attitude 態度很差 3.an obscenity 猥褻的言語 4. expletives 咒罵人的話
5. yell back 大喊大叫 （回罵）6. desperation 絕望 7. freezer 冷凍庫 8. squawk 大聲叫(嘎嘎叫)
9. might have hurt 可能傷害10. step out 走出來 11. may have offended 可能冒犯到
12. endeavor 努力13.correct my behavior 糾正我的行為 14. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness. 我真的很抱歉也希望獲得你的原諒。15. be astonished 驚訝 16. a dramatic change 戲劇性的改變
在所有笑話中，讀者都會看到一句非常好笑的話，也就是整個笑話中的最好笑最精華的部分，這樣的話英文就叫做 punch line （妙語）
May I ask what did the chicken do? 我能請問一下，冰箱裡的雞究竟做了什麼事呢？
I always like jokes. TodayI was browsing Jokes Warehouse (http://www.jokeswarehouse.com) and would like to share this funny joke with you.
-----The Rude Parrot-----
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what did the chicken do?"
1.receive 收到 2.a bad attitude 態度很差 3.an obscenity 猥褻的言語 4. expletives 咒罵人的話
5. yell back 大喊大叫 （回罵）6. desperation 絕望 7. freezer 冷凍庫 8. squawk 大聲叫(嘎嘎叫)
9. might have hurt 可能傷害10. step out 走出來 11. may have offended 可能冒犯到
12. endeavor 努力13.correct my behavior 糾正我的行為 14. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness. 我真的很抱歉也希望獲得你的原諒。15. be astonished 驚訝 16. a dramatic change 戲劇性的改變
在所有笑話中，讀者都會看到一句非常好笑的話，也就是整個笑話中的最好笑最精華的部分，這樣的話英文就叫做 punch line （妙語）
May I ask what did the chicken do? 我能請問一下，冰箱裡的雞究竟做了什麼事呢？
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