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Dear all, Charles Sykes talks about some interesting rules in his book, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write, or Add. If you are interested in them, read them and choose one rule that you like the best. THE Rules! http://www.squidoo.com/50Rules 1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. 2. The real world won't care as much as your school does about your self-esteem. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. 3. Sorry, you won't make sixty thousand dollars a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a company car. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a designer label. 4. You are not entitled... 5. No matter what your daddy says, you are not a princess... 6. No, you cannot be everything you dream... 7. If you think our teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He won't have tenure, so he'll tend to be a bit ed...

Hilarious Animals Jokes -- Short Animal Jokes -- Vampire Bat Jokes (吸血蝙蝠笑話） http://www.craziestjokes.com/hilarious-animals-jokes.html A vampire bat came flying in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. All the other bats smelled the blood and began asking him about where he got it from. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they wouldn't so he finally he gave in. "OK, I will show you", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. They went across a river, down through the valley, and into a forest. Finally the bat slowed down and all the others excitedly gathered around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed. "Good" said the bat, "Because I didn't!"